Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Worst. Gun Review. Ever.

Beretta's New Super Rifle, by Douglas MacIntyre, was posted to Yahoo! Finance.
Gun company Beretta is tone deaf when it comes to calls for restrictions on powerful guns sold in the United States. It must be the chance to make money.
Now, this is a short article on the Beretta ARX100, which isn't terribly powerful, no matter how you configure it.  And yes, they make money selling guns.  Duh.
And maybe most important of all, the ARX100 is reasonably priced at $1,950, which does not include bullets.
Oh, my!  Only $1950!  I think I have that stuck between the seat cushions in my car.

Most of the rest of the article is regurgitated from Beretta's press release.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Random Silliness: Designer Guns

I did a photo search for "XM-25," and, for some reason, it turned up the photo of the Gucci SKS.

You can see more photos in the Geekologie 'Designer Guns Great for Gaudy Tramps' Post.

I don't even know what to say.

Be sure to read comment #10 of the Geekologie post.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Sunday, January 25, 2009

John Connor on the Heller Decision

“Five to four ain’t grounds for high-fivin’ and back-slapping, folks. And already, nut-clusters like the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals are interpreting the majority’s blessing of “reasonable restrictions” to mean virtually anything which denies you the right to keep and bear arms. Hey, to them it’s “reasonable”! That crowd has leaned so far to the left for so long the can touch their heads to the deck on their port sides without lifting either foot!"

That's too funny. I'm going to use that.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

How much ammo is too much?

I'm not sure whether to call this humor or words of wisdom.

Somebody asked whether 15 rounds in a magazine was too much on the PA Firearm Owners Association forum and MarkS posts:

"The only time you can have too much ammo is when you're drowning or on fire."

That's a real gem right there!